Sports Finals

seed of eternity asked:


Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would
like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing.”

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique,
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front
of the similar one in back.”

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.”

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries and even some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious.”

6. Baseball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.”

7. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew.”

9. Metro Radio, College Football: “Julian ***** is everywhere. It’s like
they’ve got eleven ***** on the field.”

10. US Open TV Commentator: “One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so
well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?”
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Ter asked:


Given the political climate, pollution and overcrowding, was the Olympic Committee wise to chose this country?
The are some GREAT opinions already! Thanks to all who gave their thoughts.

bama_gurl_2009 asked:


The song says something about sacrifice. I love the song but can’t figure out what it is or who sings it.

loseweight_143 asked:


What age range?

Thanks.